TRUMP BLAMES UN FOR BROKEN TELEPROMPTER AND ESCALATOR

US President New Prescription: Less Paracetamol, More Paranoia

Mahtab Bashir
Islamabad
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The United Nations has cracked the case behind the sudden halt of an escalator, right after none other than President Donald Trump stepped onto it. The culprit? Apparently, a videographer’s accidental push of a safety feature turned the escalator into a stationary monument.

During his speech to the world’s leaders on September 23, Trump took the incident in stride, quipping, “These are the two things I got from the United Nations: a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter,” eliciting chuckles from the assembly. Who knew international diplomacy could be so... escalator-ly amusing?

Meanwhile, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt took a more serious tone, warning that if someone at the UN deliberately stopped the escalator to embarrass the President, they should be promptly fired and investigated. Because nothing says “diplomatic decorum” like a suspiciously halted escalator.

UN spokesperson Stéphane Dujarric explained that the escalator’s central processing unit had a built-in safety mechanism that kicked in when a comb step was triggered at the top, likely by Trump’s videographer, who was busy filming the President’s grand entrance while moving backwards up the escalator. Apparently, in the quest for the perfect shot, the videographer accidentally pressed the “pause” button on safety.

As for the teleprompter troubles, Trump joked that whoever was operating it was “in big trouble,” though the UN clarified that the White House was using its own teleprompter, so perhaps the real culprit remains at large.

In the end, UN General Assembly President Annalena Baerbock assured everyone, “The UN teleprompters are working perfectly,” leaving the world to wonder if perhaps the real comedy was happening behind the scenes all along.

Trump Blames Pills, Science Blames the Script

A day earlier, President Trump and Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. took the stage to deliver a blockbuster announcement that left the medical community scratching their heads, and the public wondering if they had accidentally tuned into a parody.

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The duo declared that paracetamol, the humble over-the-counter hero known as Tylenol, might be secretly plotting to cause autism when used during pregnancy. Yes, you read that right. The medication, which has been safely trusted by millions for decades, was suddenly cast as a villain in a drama with no script, no evidence, and certainly no scientific backing.

During a White House press conference that felt more like a stand-up routine, President Trump urged pregnant women to “fight like hell not to take” Tylenol, unless, of course, they’re battling a very high fever. His advice, candidly admitted to be based on personal opinion rather than science, was followed by a swift directive to the FDA to slap warning labels on the drug, warning of a supposed link that experts say doesn’t exist.

Adding fuel to the fire, the administration announced plans to fast-track approval for leucovorin as an autism treatment, despite limited evidence, because who needs facts when you have bold claims? The president also threw in unverified assertions about vaccines and autism, turning the press conference into a veritable carnival of conjecture.

The scientific community responded with the speed of a well-oiled machine, condemning the statements as “irresponsible” and “dangerous.” Major organizations, including the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, reminded everyone that Tylenol remains the safest pain relief for pregnant women, emphasizing that untreated fevers can be more harmful than a hypothetical autism risk.

Experts pointed out that while some observational studies have flirted with the idea of a link, they don’t prove causation, kind of like saying eating ice cream causes rain because they both happen in summer. Larger, more rigorous studies have found no such connection, especially when considering other factors like parental neurodivergence.

The World Health Organization chimed in, urging caution and reminding everyone that science is a process, not a guessing game. Meanwhile, Kenvue, Tylenol’s manufacturer, issued a firm statement: “Sound science clearly shows that taking acetaminophen does not cause autism,” adding that the real danger lies in avoiding necessary treatment and risking dangerous fevers.

This episode highlights President Trump’s penchant for making sweeping statements that often outpace the facts, sometimes turning serious health topics into a comedy of errors. As the public navigates this whirlwind of claims, one thing remains clear: when it comes to science, it’s best to stick with the experts, and perhaps keep the Tylenol close, just in case.

HOW MYTHS UNDERMINE PAKISTAN'S FIGHT AGAINST CERVICAL CANCER

Pakistan’s HPV Campaign Faces Cultural and Digital Barriers

Mahtab Bashir
ISLAMABAD

Pakistan's groundbreaking nationwide initiative to jab the Human Papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine to over 13 million girls aged 9 to 14 marks a monumental stride in the fight against cervical cancer. The campaign, set to unfold from September 15 to 27, aims to reach every corner of schools and communities, symbolising a bold commitment to public health. Amidst this ambitious effort lies a formidable obstacle: the persistent shadows of public mistrust, the spread of misinformation, and a critical gap in awareness. Overcoming these challenges will be essential to ensure the success of this pioneering endeavour and to safeguard the health of future generations.

From the outset, social media has become a battleground of falsehoods, ranging from fears of infertility and halal concerns to conspiracy theories questioning the vaccine’s origins and intentions. These myths are spreading rapidly, creating a barrier that threatens to derail a life-saving campaign.

Understanding the Silent Threat

Cervical cancer, a malignant growth in the cervix, the passage connecting the uterus to the vagina, often develops unnoticed, with early symptoms rarely apparent. When symptoms do appear, they may be mistaken for common ailments, such as irregular bleeding, unusual vaginal discharge, pelvic pain, or urinary discomfort. Early detection is crucial, yet awareness remains alarmingly low.

The Urgency of Vaccination

The vaccine in use, Cecolin, developed in China and introduced globally in 2006, is designed to protect against HPV types 16 and 18, responsible for approximately 70% of cervical cancer cases. Already adopted by over 150 countries, this vaccine is a cornerstone of the World Health Organisation's strategy to eliminate cervical cancer by 2030.

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In Pakistan, where over 5,000 women are diagnosed annually and survival rates are dishearteningly low, the vaccination campaign is a critical intervention. It targets regions including Punjab, Sindh, Islamabad, and Azad Jammu and Kashmir, with phased plans to expand to other provinces.

Early Challenges and Rising Hesitancy

The HPV vaccination effort currently underway features Cecolin, a pioneering Chinese-made, single-dose, bivalent vaccine introduced worldwide in 2006. This vaccine targets HPV types 16 and 18, which are responsible for approximately 70% of cervical cancer cases. With adoption in over 150 countries, Cecolin is part of the World Health Organization’s ambitious global strategy to eradicate cervical cancer by 2030, Dr. Rashida Batool, District Health Officer (DHO), Islamabad, told this scribe.

In Pakistan, where cervical cancer claims the lives of over 5,000 women annually and the survival rate remains alarmingly low at 36%, the urgency for vaccination is critical. The ongoing campaign initially covers regions including Punjab, Sindh, Islamabad, and Azad Jammu and Kashmir, with plans to expand to Khyber Pakhtunkhwa in 2026, and Balochistan and Gilgit-Baltistan in 2027.

A Consent Form circulated in a private educational institution in Islamabad, Pakistan 

Dr. Rashida shared that the Islamabad campaign aims to immunise 147,000 girls aged 9 to 14, encompassing both school-attending and out-of-school populations.

However, she noted that by the third day of the campaign (September 15-27, 2025), unforeseen challenges emerged, notably vaccine refusals. Despite positive initial reactions from teachers, principals, students, and parents, misinformation spread via social media caused a surge in hesitancy. “Our teams, alongside civil society organisations, are now actively engaging with school authorities, lawmakers, and communities through counselling and awareness initiatives to transform resistance into acceptance,” she explained.

Addressing concerns, Dr. Rashida reaffirmed that the HPV vaccine is well-established and not new. “Since its global debut in 2006, it has been utilised in over 150 countries, significantly reducing cervical cancer incidences. Our goal is to integrate this vaccine into Pakistan’s routine immunisation schedule.”

She further clarified that the vaccine in use, Cecolin, is a single-dose, bivalent formulation that shields against HPV types 16 and 18, strains linked to roughly 70% of cervical cancers.

The DHO acknowledged that resistance and negative narratives are common in vaccination campaigns. “But with accurate information and persistent outreach, we can dispel fears and save countless lives.”

Federal Health Minister vaccinates daughter to fight cervical cancer vaccine misinformation

In a move to dispel myths and misinformation surrounding the cervical cancer vaccine, Federal Health Minister Mustafa Kamal vaccinated his own daughter on Saturday, hoping to set a powerful national example. 

Speaking at a cervical cancer awareness event in Karachi, Kamal highlighted the long and difficult journey to bring the vaccine to Pakistan, making it the 191st country to introduce this vital protection, a step already taken safely by many Islamic nations. 

Expressing deep concern over the spread of false claims, he stressed that no child’s life should be put at risk due to baseless fears. 

Kamal shared that his daughter agreed to receive the jab after a thoughtful conversation, and though his family typically stays away from the spotlight, he chose to make this moment public to demonstrate trust in the vaccine and urge parents across the country to do the same.

Addressing Concerns and Building Trust

The vaccine, administered as a single dose, has a proven track record in reducing cervical cancer globally. Yet, misconceptions persist: questions about its safety, halal status, and origins continue to circulate. Experts emphasize that the vaccine is safe, effective, and part of a global effort supported by extensive research and testing.

A directive from District Edu. Authority, Rawalpindi

The Role of Schools and Community Engagement

Private schools find themselves caught between parental apprehensions and government mandates. Dr. Muhammad Afzal Babar of the Private Schools Network (PSN) highlights the need for grassroots awareness. “Parents are confused and fearful, often due to misinformation. Without proper outreach, trust cannot be built,” he asserts.

Data Reveals Critical Gaps

A recent survey by Jhpiego underscores the depth of the challenge: only 19% of caregivers have heard of cervical cancer, 5% know about HPV, and just 2% are aware of the vaccine. Half of those familiar with HPV mistakenly believe a cure exists, illustrating widespread misconceptions.

Collaborative Strategies for Change

The campaign’s success hinges on partnerships, local civil society organizations, teachers, health workers, media, and religious leaders are all vital in fostering confidence. Tailored communication, from animated videos to community dialogues, aims to replace fear with facts.

Looking Toward Sustainability

Post-campaign, the government plans to incorporate the HPV vaccine into routine immunisation schedules, ensuring long-term protection. This integration, supported by Gavi, aims to make cervical cancer prevention a standard part of Pakistan’s health landscape.

A Collective Call to Action

The fight against cervical cancer extends beyond science; it demands community trust, cultural sensitivity, and collective responsibility. As Dr. Khurram Shahzad, Director, Federal Directorate of Immunisation (FDI), emphasises, “If we unite, parents, healthcare providers, educators, religious leaders, we can forge a future where no girl suffers from a preventable cancer.”

Now, the message is clear: facts must triumph over fear, and trust must be built brick by brick to safeguard the health of Pakistan’s daughters.

Mahtab Bashir is an Islamabad-based journalist with an MPhil in International Relations and Politics from Quaid-i-Azam University, Islamabad. 

TRIBUTE TO BASHIR HUSSAIN NAZIM - A LIFE OF GRACE, WISDOM AND DEVOTION

Mahtab Bashir
Islamabad
mahtabbashir@gmail.com

If someone asked me to describe my father in a few words, I would not speak of wealth or worldly accomplishments. I would simply say: he was a man built not of gold, but of grace. In a world dazzled by materialism, he walked a quieter path, one where thought was richer than treasure, and wisdom shone brighter than jewels.

Bashir Hussain Nazim (1937–2012) was not just my father; he was an institution. A self-taught scholar fluent in Urdu, Arabic, Persian, English, Punjabi, and more, he lived not for the spotlight but for the soul. He authored over 37 books, translated rare Sufi masterpieces, wrote and judged Naat poetry with an unmatched linguistic command, and quietly carried the weight of knowledge with humility that made him unforgettable.

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He has garnered immense acclaim within the realm of mysticism for his translations of remarkable works on Tasawwuf. His contributions include the revered 'Kashf-al-Mahjoob' by Hazrat Data Ali Hajveri (RA), 'Shawahidun Nabuwwat' by Maulana Jami (RA), 'Darul Muarif' by Hazrat Shah Ghulam Ali Dehlvi (RA), 'Zubdatul Muarif' by Hazrat Khawaja Hashim Kishmi, and 'Fayyuzatul Rabbaniya' by Hazrat Sheikh Abdul Qadir Jilani (RA), among many others.

In his capacity as Deputy DG in the Ministry of Religious Affairs, my father took on the esteemed role of speechwriter for the Prime Ministers and Presidents of Pakistan. His keen insights as a literary critic, especially within the Naat Genre, underscored his astute judgment and significant impact in the world of literature.

On one memorable 12th Rabi-ul-Awwal, my father, serving as the stage secretary at the National Seerat-un-Nabi Conference, also recited a Naat. As his voice filled the hall with reverence, Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, the chief guest, stood up in deep admiration and kissed my father's hands. So moved, he requested another recitation. Yet, not even this rare honour stirred pride in my father’s heart.

He had the distinction of being a Presidential Pride of Performance awardee and the recipient of the Iqbal Gold Medal, yet he often rode public buses and walked the same dusty roads as the common man. While majority chased fame, he chased meaning. While others counted riches, he counted the recitation of Durood-e-Pak, over eighty millions (eight crore) times in his life, a number more profound than any bank balance.

I distinctly remember once, as I stood before a mirror, running a comb through my hair, he glanced at me and said, “Allah has blessed you with health, a graceful face, intelligence, and...” My heart swelled with joy, but before I could bask in it, he gently finished, “…and have you thanked Him for it? Go, and offer a prayer.” That was his way, redirecting every praise back to the Divine.

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He loved the Holy Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) with a devotion that permeated every day, especially 12th Rabi-ul-Awal, which he turned into a day of service, celebration, and scholarship. He judged national Seerat and Naat competitions, wrote weekly articles for over three decades, and corrected even seasoned scholars on Quranic wording with a sincerity that stemmed not from arrogance, but from deep reverence for the sacred.

He once scolded me for writing “رحمت للعالمین” with an addition of Alif, saying, “You are writing like an illiterate Maulvi. Erase it.” And this was just one example. To him, even a misplaced letter was a deviation from truth.

I remember driving him on my CD-70 motorcycle to Constitution Avenue, unaware that he had an appointment with the President of Pakistan. While luxury cars passed us by, my father entered the gates of power, not with pomp, but with books in his lap and sincerity in his heart. This was him: a scholar invited to the palace, arriving on the seat of humility.

He was called “Ustaad” by poets like Iftikhar Arif and Ehsan Akbar, consulted by the likes of Pir Naseeruddin of Golra, and deeply admired in mystic and literary circles across the globe. His Persian verses are inscribed at the shrine of Hazrat Data Ganj Bakhsh (RA) in Lahore, a poetic immortality that few can claim:

تاجدار ملک و معنی، پیر پیراں گنج بخش
کو کب رشد و ہدایت، نجم ایقاں گنج بخش
ہستی او مزرع اسلام را ابر کرم
خطہ پنجاب را احسان یزداں گنج بخش
— بشیر حسین ناظم

The writer believes that a noble character outlives wealth and endures long after death.