Monday, October 28, 2019

AZADI MARCH, AILING NAWAZ SHARIF, ANCHORPERSONS, THE WORD “DEAL” & IT’S TOR’S

The Pakistani media has started mongering about the “deal” between the confined former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif and the PTI government amid the sudden deterioration of health of Mian Nawaz Sharif. The top notched anchors on the next day summoned by the Islamabad High Court (IHC) for this “secret revelation” and later few of them were imposed penalty and few managed to escape.
 
However, let’s suppose, if the prophecy of anchorpersons sooner or later proved to be right than what would be possible TOR’S of that ‘deal’ is the prompt question that would have been divulged from media persons through their ‘sources’.   

It seems the government has realised, however late, that some of its more eager ministers went perhaps a little too far in making fun, so to speak, of Nawaz Sharif’s illness. Special Assistant to Prime Minister Firdous Ashiq Awan, especially, could have avoided the usual crude jokes, alluding to the former prime minister’s diet, etc, as he was rushed to the hospital because of a dangerously low blood platelet count. Nobody’s cracking any jokes now as the Punjab health minister confirmed that Nawaz did, indeed, suffer a “minor heart attack” two days ago and he was suffering from a disease that causes internal bleeding and diminishes platelets.

And it was largely because of the government’s non-serious attitude that rumours quickly started doing the rounds; from talk of a deal to reports of an air ambulance, fuelled and ready at Lahore airport, waiting to take the ex-PM out of the country just so the government can escape the worst of the blame if something were to happen to Sharif. The manner in which Maryam Nawaz was first denied permission to see her father in hospital, then allowed only a brief visit, could also have been handled better. Eventually Prime Minister Imran Khan himself was forced to issue a statement wishing Nawaz a speedy recovery and allowing Maryam to meet him. But he’ll understand just why PML-N, especially Nawaz Sharif, is dismissing the apparent good-will as too little too late.

Needless to say that this particular episode came at an awkward time for the government; when all its attention was turned towards garrisoning the capital in anticipation of Maulana Fazlur Rahman’s imminent siege of Islamabad. Since PML-N is a big part of the agitation, that too on Nawaz Sharif’s personal insistence (even though Shahbaz was resistant), one can be sure that Nawaz’s deteriorating health and the government’s unimpressive way of dealing with it will come up, repeatedly, during the dharna.
 
Out on bail for the time being, should his health improve, Nawaz will once again cast a long shadow on the present phase of Pakistan’s politics. PTI’s case is not helped by the economic burden its policies have placed on the common man. With wages and jobs diminishing, prices constantly rising, and little chance of relief on the horizon, the job of a united opposition in terms of whipping up public sentiment against the government is made that much easier. Now there’ll be more meat, as they say, in additional allegations of political victimisation with Nawaz naturally paraded as the principal exhibit.

Even convicted and apparently out of the picture for a long time, Nawaz Sharif has managed to out maneuver the government in more ways than one. Surely those in the power need a better understanding of dealing with political prisoners, regardless of the nature of their conviction.

Courtesy DT

Monday, October 14, 2019

DIARY OF A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY

Janoo is so depress, kay don’t even ask. He’s never been one of those ‘Kashmir hamara hai’ brigade like Mulloo’s husband Tony who’s always talked about it like it was a corner plot in Defence left to him by his Dada Jan. Janoo’s always said kay bhai Kashmiris have a right to decide for themselves and that they are owed a pebbly side. But I don’t think so even Janoo, who is Oxford pass as you know, imagined that BJP could behave like a qabza group and say bus it’s ours now. And for me, sub say worst, are those Indian goondas crowing kay now we can have our pick of fair fair Kashmiri girls. Could anything be more ghatiya, more chilling?

Vaisay, it’s not just Janoo who didn’t see it coming. Even our guvmunt didn’t. Or Pinky Pirni who aagay peechhay can see so much into the future. They’ve all gone into shock, like Aunty Pussy did when Jonker’s cheapster wife Miss Shumaila ran away with our family hairlooms. Only last month when Imran came back from his chukker to White House Mulloo called me up to crow on the phone like our maali’s rooster kay did I see how Imran went and conquered America? And Tony is saying kay Kashmir matter is also being sorted, Trump offered to meditate with India. So now I called her back and said, ‘If this had been Nawaz’s time and Moody had stolen Kashmir from under his nose, Imran would have been standing on a container, shouting himself horse about honour. The maulvis would’ve brought everything to a stan still. Where are the maulvis today, haan? Not ONE WORD out of them. And now that Imran’s PM himself, instead of showing eyes to Moody, what’s he doing to avenge Kashmir? He’s busy arresting Maryam Sharif and shutting up journalists! Wah bhai! What ghairat, what honour!’ She pretended she couldn’t hear me. ‘Line is very bad …’ Okay, I said, Janoo will call Tony then. ‘No, no,’ she said, ‘Tony’s gone to his lands.’ ‘I hope not the ones that Dada Jan left him?’ I replied. 
TFT 

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